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Ronaldo vs Messi: How Football's Greatest Rivalry Ruined My Love Life Love Stories

My coworker asked me for relationship advice.

Me, who once broke up with someone because they wrote Ronaldo in lowercase and Messi in uppercase.

I told him communication is key. Like how I clearly communicated that Wizkid is a better artist.

He said I was being dramatic.

So I showed him my PowerPoint presentation:
'Why Ronaldo Is The GOAT'

He's now happily married to someone who hates Messi.

I'm still single but at least my Ronaldo is the GOAT.

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