pickup_lines
3 days ago
{{ post.title }} Crazy Pickup Line
More in "Crazy Pickup Line" Series
- I want to be your autocorrect so I can change everything you say into 'I love you'.
- I'd paint myself the color of your wall so I could watch you change clothes every day
- I wish I was your phone charger so you'd panic when you can't find me and be relieved when we connec ...Read more
- I want to be your homework so you can slam me on the table and do me all night long
- I'd let you run me over with your car if it meant you'd visit me in the hospital every day.
- I'd break both my thumbs just to have an excuse for you to text for me
- I wanna write I miss you on a rock and throw it at your face so you feel how much it hurts to miss y ...Read more
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