Me at 22: I'll buy a house by 25
Life: We listen, we don't judge 🏠😂
Me: When I graduate, I will get a job and become rich
Life: We listen we don't judge 🥱😂
Me: My startup will be the next Facebook
Life: We listen, we don't judge 🤑💀
Me: I'll go to the gym everyday this year
Life: munching popcorn We listen, we don't judge 🏋️♂️🍿
Me: I'll save 70% of my salary
Bills: enters chat
Life: We listen, we don't judge 💸😭
Me: I'll wake up at 5AM to study for my exam
Sleep: Really?
Life: We listen, we don't judge 📚😴
Me: I'll see you tomorrow
Death: Really? 👻
Life: We listen, we don't judge 📚😴
Me: I'll never be like my parents
10 years later
Me: doing exactly what they did
Life: We listen, we don't judge 👨👦🤭
Me: My kids will eat only organic food
My future kid: throws broccoli, demands nuggets
Life: We listen, we don't judge 🥦🍗
Me: I'll retire at 35
My bank account: HAHAHA
Life: We listen, we don't judge 👴💼
Me: My 30s will be better than my 20s
Back pain: Allow me to introduce myself
Life: We listen, we don't judge 🦯🤕
Me: I don't need to write anything down, I'll remember
Me 5 minutes later: Why did I enter this room?
Life: We listen, we don't judge 📝🧠
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