Laravel humor

1

Running rm -rf *… but stopping to double-check the directory only after hitting Enter.

Jul 17, 2025 127 0 0

2

Manually editing vendor/laravel/framework to “fix” a bug. - Aura farming

Jul 16, 2025 118 0 0

3

Deleting vendor/ and running composer install mid-deploy. Pray. Refresh. Hope.

Jul 16, 2025 72 0 0

4

Editing a migration file that’s already run in production. “Eh, what could go wrong?”

Jul 16, 2025 74 0 0

5

composer update. The fastest way to ruin your whole afternoon. Especially on a Friday 🥲😭

Jul 16, 2025 61 0 0

6

Pro tip: Set your APP_DEBUG to true in production. Sit back and watch the world burn. 🔥

Jul 16, 2025 48 0 0

7

🧨 Running php artisan down in production just to feel in control for once.

Jul 16, 2025 61 0 0

8

Don’t commit .env. Unless you want the world to know your DB password is tayLor123456.

Jul 16, 2025 51 0 0

9

Write migrations with poetic names. Future devs deserve a little Shakespeare with their schema.

Jul 16, 2025 66 1 0

10

Nothing screams confidence like running migrate:fresh on prod. (Please Don’t.)

Jul 16, 2025 42 1 0