Beat an African chid,console him with a biscuit and ask"who beat you?"he will point?at another person. That's how corruption started in Africa... ???

"Towo ba tan eyan lo ma ku" abi? Nigba ti ko sowo, eyan wo la ri?

When you found out she's cheating on you 2 hours after you just sent girlfriend allowance

Depression leaving my body as soon as I get any credit alert

Married Men after you reject them Their Whatsapp status:I love my wife and children so much

When your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is becoming suspicious